Now that it’s officially the unofficial fifth season of the year, everyone’s talking cookies. Whether you're explaining to everyone why your favorite Girl Scout Cookie is the best (don't @ me) or shouting out those amazing cookie bosses, tweets about Girl Scout Cookies are everywhere. It's hard to escape Girl Scout Cookies and the girls learning valuable skills by selling them.
These tweets about Girl Scout Cookies are so good you’ll be wishing you had another box—and another, and another, and…
Me, preparing fresh protein and vegetables for my dogs' breakfast.— Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton) February 12, 2020
"Here you go, babies. Momma loves you."
Me, figuring out my own breakfast. "Welp, these Girl Scout cookies do."
There is a time for everything,— Vanessa (@Vanessa5224) January 27, 2020
and a season for every activity under the heavens:
a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,
a time to fast and a time to eat an entire box of @girlscouts cookies in one sitting.
Just doing my part to support the dreams of young female entrepreneurs... 😂 #teamthinmints @girlscouts pic.twitter.com/O71OwY9a8M— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) February 21, 2020
Did I download the Cookie Finder app? Yes. Did I hunt down Girl Scouts? Yes. Did I spend $20 on cookies? Also, yes. No shame. None.— Madison Vanlandingham (@Madison_Eliz04) February 10, 2020
Girl Scout Cookie Weekend can be every weekend if you buy enough https://t.co/jf9vy6HyrZ— Charles (@csix) February 21, 2020
Put them in the freezer. You’re welcome. Yummm. pic.twitter.com/Hw5KTiUMHQ— Angela Kinsey🍩 (@AngelaKinsey) January 29, 2020
Melissa doesn’t want me to eat all the Girl Scouts cookies so she froze them and in her mind she thinks I’ll eat less because I’m too impatient to wait for them to defrost. Little does she know they’re better frozen anyway🤷🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/6aBCmYEQ1N— Krystal (@krystalmeth__od) January 22, 2020
Just walked past these Girl Scouts selling cookies and didn’t buy any. Forgive me for I have sinned.— Matthew Hankin (@matthewhankin5) January 13, 2020
New low, talked to the girl scouts via our ring doorbell when I feared the wife wasn't adequately representing my interests during the annual #girlscoutcookies order— Matt Eggleston (@HeyEggHead) January 13, 2020
So a serving of @girlscouts thin mints is a sleeve?— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) February 13, 2020
Girl Scouts: *exist kindly outside the grocery store*— elizabeth (@elizzabethlynne) January 14, 2020
Me: *sprinting aggressively* “DO YOU TAKE CARD I NEED ALL THE COOKIES ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR!!”
I have been cookie manager for a month and am 100 percent sure that Girl Scouts should run the world. Where can I make this happen?— Abby Norman (@abbynormansays) February 19, 2020
Some girl scouts were outside my local grocery store, being fierce little entrepreneurs. They kindly asked if I wanted to buy some cookies. I asked if they had the lemon ones. They said yes...— DeMarcus 🇺🇸 (@semperdiced) February 20, 2020
...I bought a whole case.
Their faces lit up and it was the cutest thing ever. ❤️🍪
— Williamson County Sheriff Chody (@SheriffChody) February 5, 2020
Samoas vs Thin Mints... FOOD FOR THOUGHT. pic.twitter.com/7pDL18A8Hm— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) February 28, 2020
Girl Scout Cookies and Coffee is considered a healthy breakfast right? #AskingForAFriend @girlscouts— Joe Raio (@joescars) January 14, 2020
Are Girl Scout cookies Keto— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) February 25, 2020
i love supporting the girl scouts but more importantly i love supporting my cookie needs— Fareeha (@FareehaNaim) January 13, 2020
Wasn't my intent to eat a whole sleeve of girl scout cookies just now, but, dear reader, that's what happened.— David Swerdlick (@Swerdlick) February 24, 2020
Do I want to buy Girl Scout cookies? What kind of question is that of course I want to buy Girl Scout cookies!— Jared Reynolds (@J_Reynolds__) January 13, 2020
Need help finding Girl Scout Cookies where you live so you can support female entrepreneurs? Check out the Girl Scout Cookie Finder and enter your zip code. Also available on iOS and Android.