Funniest Tweets About Girl Scout Cookies

Now that it’s officially the unofficial fifth season of the year, everyone’s talking cookies. Whether you're explaining to everyone why your favorite Girl Scout Cookie is the best (don't @ me) or shouting out those amazing cookie bosses, tweets about Girl Scout Cookies are everywhere. It's hard to escape Girl Scout Cookies and the girls learning valuable skills by selling them.

These tweets about Girl Scout Cookies are so good you’ll be wishing you had another box—and another, and another, and…

Me, preparing fresh protein and vegetables for my dogs' breakfast.
"Here you go, babies. Momma loves you."

Me, figuring out my own breakfast. "Welp, these Girl Scout cookies do."

— Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton) February 12, 2020

There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:
a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,
a time to fast and a time to eat an entire box of @girlscouts cookies in one sitting.

— Vanessa (@Vanessa5224) January 27, 2020

Just doing my part to support the dreams of young female entrepreneurs... 😂 #teamthinmints @girlscouts pic.twitter.com/O71OwY9a8M

— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) February 21, 2020

Did I download the Cookie Finder app? Yes. Did I hunt down Girl Scouts? Yes. Did I spend $20 on cookies? Also, yes. No shame. None.

— Madison Vanlandingham (@Madison_Eliz04) February 10, 2020

Girl Scout Cookie Weekend can be every weekend if you buy enough https://t.co/jf9vy6HyrZ

— Charles (@csix) February 21, 2020

Put them in the freezer. You’re welcome. Yummm. pic.twitter.com/Hw5KTiUMHQ

— Angela Kinsey🍩 (@AngelaKinsey) January 29, 2020

Melissa doesn’t want me to eat all the Girl Scouts cookies so she froze them and in her mind she thinks I’ll eat less because I’m too impatient to wait for them to defrost. Little does she know they’re better frozen anyway🤷🏽‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/6aBCmYEQ1N

— Krystal (@krystalmeth__od) January 22, 2020

Just walked past these Girl Scouts selling cookies and didn’t buy any. Forgive me for I have sinned.

— Matthew Hankin (@matthewhankin5) January 13, 2020

New low, talked to the girl scouts via our ring doorbell when I feared the wife wasn't adequately representing my interests during the annual #girlscoutcookies order

— Matt Eggleston (@HeyEggHead) January 13, 2020

So a serving of @girlscouts thin mints is a sleeve?

— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) February 13, 2020

Girl Scouts: *exist kindly outside the grocery store*
Me: *sprinting aggressively* “DO YOU TAKE CARD I NEED ALL THE COOKIES ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR!!”

— elizabeth (@elizzabethlynne) January 14, 2020

I have been cookie manager for a month and am 100 percent sure that Girl Scouts should run the world. Where can I make this happen?

— Abby Norman (@abbynormansays) February 19, 2020

Some girl scouts were outside my local grocery store, being fierce little entrepreneurs. They kindly asked if I wanted to buy some cookies. I asked if they had the lemon ones. They said yes...

...I bought a whole case.

Their faces lit up and it was the cutest thing ever. ❤️🍪

— DeMarcus 🇺🇸 (@semperdiced) February 20, 2020

This is me saying NO to @girlscouts cookies. #ThxAvery pic.twitter.com/JORMNJrJqi

— Williamson County Sheriff Chody (@SheriffChody) February 5, 2020

Samoas vs Thin Mints... FOOD FOR THOUGHT. pic.twitter.com/7pDL18A8Hm

— Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) February 28, 2020

Girl Scout Cookies and Coffee is considered a healthy breakfast right? #AskingForAFriend @girlscouts

— Joe Raio (@joescars) January 14, 2020

Are Girl Scout cookies Keto

— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) February 25, 2020

i love supporting the girl scouts but more importantly i love supporting my cookie needs

— Fareeha (@FareehaNaim) January 13, 2020

Wasn't my intent to eat a whole sleeve of girl scout cookies just now, but, dear reader, that's what happened.

— David Swerdlick (@Swerdlick) February 24, 2020

Do I want to buy Girl Scout cookies? What kind of question is that of course I want to buy Girl Scout cookies!

— Jared Reynolds (@J_Reynolds__) January 13, 2020

Need help finding Girl Scout Cookies where you live so you can support female entrepreneurs? Check out the Girl Scout Cookie Finder and enter your zip code. Also available on iOS and Android.

Where Girl Scout Cookie Proceeds Really Go

Girl Scout Cookies are about so much more than the sweet treats we anticipate each season; your purchase powers life-changing adventures for girls while helping them build real-life skills. Here’s how it’s done. 

As the biggest annual financial investment in girls in the United States, the Girl Scout Cookie Program sets the stage for girls to discover their inner leadership potential. All year long, they map out their plans to influence the world around them, be it through nurturing their love of the outdoors or using science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM) to create sustainable solutions. Their vision for a better tomorrow is realized when you support the largest girl-led entrepreneurship program in the world. For some girls, it means putting their cookie money toward impactful community projects right in their own backyards. For others, it means saving up to fund travel so they can see firsthand the world that they’ll one day transform. 



Whatever their plans are, one thing’s for certain: the proceeds from Girl Scout Cookies stay in your local area to benefit girls and Girl Scout councils. Councils depend on these earnings to run their programming, which prepares Girl Scouts for a lifetime of leadership, success, and adventure in a safe, no-limits place designed for and by girls! 

Offering hands-on, girl-centered learning in STEM, the outdoors, and entrepreneurship, as well as abundant opportunities to develop invaluable life skills, Girl Scouts helps all girls take the lead early and often. The Girl Scout Leadership Experience pairs girls with strong, caring female role models and mentors who encourage them to step up and make their voices heard. And we’re backed by more than 100 years of experience. 

The sweetest part of all?  

Your purchase and support of a Girl Scout's cookie business means that you, too, are making sure data is not destiny; research shows that female-founded start-ups generate more revenue over time than male-founded start-ups, but unfortunately, only 17 percent are female-founded. Thanks to the Girl Scout Cookie Program, however, we’re changing that—girls as young as five are building business savvy that proves to be crucial to shattering glass ceilings through skills like goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills, and business ethics. It’s no wonder over half of female entrepreneurs are Girl Scout alums.  So, at a time when the world needs more women in the boardroom, support a more equitable future and treat yourself—it’s a win-win! 

Because the iconic cookie program is not only developing the next generation of female business leaders but also inciting real change in communities across the globe.  

A cookie has never tasted so sweet. 

Are you ready to help girls succeed? Use the Girl Scout Cookie Finder to find Girl Scout Cookies near you!

A New Girl Scout Cookie and Packaging for the 2020 Season!

A Fresh-Baked Way to Celebrate Girl Entrepreneurs

You may have heard some rumblings…we’re excited to confirm that a new Girl Scout Cookie™ is arriving in select areas for the 2020 season along with new packaging for the entire lineup! Meet Lemon-Ups™ (which will replace the Savannah Smiles® in markets where it was offered), a crispy lemon cookie baked with messages inspired by Girl Scout entrepreneurs. “I am a go-getter” and “I am an innovator” are among the eight phrases that bring the experience of Girl Scouting to life! Lemon-Ups joins the cookie lineup which also includes the Lemonades® cookie, made of savory slices of shortbread with lemon-flavored icing. Each variety is offered in select Girl Scout council markets, ensuring all consumers have access to a delicious lemon Girl Scout Cookie, for as long as supplies last.

And, although we know everyone loves to hear about a new Girl Scout Cookie, it’s so much more than just a delicious treat; the Girl Scout Cookie Program® enables girls to think like entrepreneurs as they learn essential skills such as money management, public speaking, and decision-making, which set them up for a lifetime of success—not to mention fun with friends! What’s more, each and every Girl Scout Cookie purchase powers amazing experiences and leadership opportunities for girls in your local community. Where does the Girl Scout Cookie money go? Cookie proceeds stay local, and Girl Scouts can use their earnings for impactful community projects, awesome trips, outdoor adventures, and much more. Girl Scouts use their cookie earnings to make our world a better place for everyone!

The refreshed packaging (with the same great cookie taste!) continues to emphasize what the cookie program is all about, and the new images feature current Girl Scouts taking part in a diverse range of experiences available to members—from adventurous camping and canoeing to exploring space science and designing robots to taking action for the betterment of their communities.

Satisfy your craving for the business skills baked into every bite of Girl Scout Cookies, and enter your zip code into the Girl Scout Cookie Finder. You can also use the free Girl Scout Cookie Finder app on iOS and Android devices. And don’t forget to join Girl Scouts to experience the Girl Scout Cookie Program and more!